casualcissexism:

doctordetectivewinchester:

samiinaction:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, The cop who gets away with murder

Human Hardworkin Immigrant.

the amazing cop who gets away with murder you mean every white cop ever

I’m Bad Motherfuckin Cancer Patient, with the powers to go into or out of remission, make you feel awkward once you know about my situation, and also disregard any and all rules, because f**k you, I’m one bad, motherf**king cancer patient.

casualcissexism:

doctordetectivewinchester:

samiinaction:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, The cop who gets away with murder

Human Hardworkin Immigrant.

the amazing cop who gets away with murder you mean every white cop ever

I’m Bad Motherfuckin Cancer Patient, with the powers to go into or out of remission, make you feel awkward once you know about my situation, and also disregard any and all rules, because f**k you, I’m one bad, motherf**king cancer patient.

kumafromtaiwan:

Their semblance are similar.
I think my recent paintings too gloomy, let me return my style~

yorkandcarolina:

i-am-kachinonai:

RWBY weapons be likeimage

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rock10zxa:

imagine all the happy toy reviewers 

dyspnoeic:

jojje94:

this is what i imagine sports is

#dead

dyspnoeic:

jojje94:

this is what i imagine sports is

#dead

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

foxhack:

quillusquillus:

thatruskieyakattack:

completed-nihilism:

Vantablack

British researchers have created the ‘new black’ of the science world - and it is being dubbed super black.

The material absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of light, a new world record, and is so dark the human eye struggles to discern its shape and dimension, giving the appearance of a black hole.

Named Vantablack, or super black, it also conducts heat seven and half times more effectively than copper, and is ten times stronger than steel.

It is created by Surrey NanoSystems using carbon nanotubes, which are 10,000 thinner than human hair and so miniscule that light cannot get in but can pass into the gaps in between.

Article

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THE ARTICLE SAYS IT’S CARBON GROWN ON ALU FOIL

THE BLACK PARTS ARE ACTUALLY JUST AS CRINKLED AS THE REST OF THE FOIL

HUMANITY HAS PERFECTED FLOOD FILL.

playbunny:

i stopped everything i was doing just to doodle this